Monday, August 22, 2022

Sunday, August 21, 2022

A Lucky One


     Will gaped at all the sliders on the screen. He imagined himself tanning on the beach, his massive, muscular body sweaty and glimmering, three beautiful babes laying beside him. With closed eyes he felt the change. His body was changing, becoming heavier and thinner in all the right places. Wait, maybe a little too heavy, and maybe a little too thin...

Sunday, August 7, 2022

Hearing Voices


 Marta loved her new place. Fully furnished, in the heart of the city, and half off a month (so long as she stay steady side-piece landlord). The only problem with it were the weird noises. Sometimes she'd hear them while brushing her teeth. Sometimes while watching TV. Was there someone living in her walls? Stalking her?...

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

The Oven



TG Labs has hit a roadblock in their research. Then along came The Oven: The perfect way to melt the man out of any subject.
 

Monday, August 1, 2022

Box O' MILF


 Attention residents of Sackawana County: If you receive any unmarked packages, please do not open them. All packages should be sent to your local police station.

Sunday, July 31, 2022

Why So Loud?


 "So the cowboy saddles up, trots over to the oil salesman, and says, 'That's wasn't his foot. It was his wife's ass!"

That one gets a laugh every time...

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Pumped Up Pretty


 Have you ever tried playing basketball with a flat ball? No good! What makes you think TG potions are any different?

Monday, July 25, 2022

Loyalty Inside Their DNA


 

The worst part of betrayal is that it always comes from someone you trust. Wouldn't it be nice to find someone truly loyal?

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Pregnancy Scared


 He had the night of his life, and when he woke up, he wanted to keep the party going. Unfortunately, the poor guy might need a Plan B.

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

But I'm a Good Girl?


 

WARNING: X-Change Inc. can not be held liable for side effects caused by improper or excessive X-Change usage. Please contact 505-503-4455 for more information.

Monday, July 18, 2022

Fashion in a Fairy's Garden


 A good fashion sense doesn't come naturally, but when mastered, the wearing can look stylish almost anywhere. Like the soft light of a fairy's garden, for example.

Sunday, July 17, 2022

The Toughest Escape Room in Kansas


 Jeffery has beaten 199 different escape rooms. Nothing can hold him back, not even a pair of wide hands around his waist.

Monday, July 11, 2022

The Pool that Poisoned Our Relationship


 A single dip in the pool left his relationship in ruin. This time, his second swim would surely straighten their situation out.

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Feeling Special


 Normally, he slept in on Saturdays. His roommate knew that, so why would he wake him so early? And why is he holding that... dildo? And why was his head feeling... so... heavy...

Monday, July 4, 2022

Beautification by Beer


 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, take a good pound. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

To Be By Her Side

 


Two nerds dream of being with their big booty queen. Their road will be long, difficult, and surprisingly thick.

Monday, June 27, 2022

Double DDate


Ancient folklore tells of a people with magic tongues. Like an artists brush, it crafts its canvas to the licker's desire. Those lucky enough to be painted are forever pleased by penetration.

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Takeover Pt. 6 "It Runs in the Family"


 

"And a friendly reminder that the CCDC recommends all families to not only quarantine, but separate into different rooms of their houses. An 8pm curfew has been placed on the entire country, with travel restrictions extended another two weeks. All business owners have been instructed to cease operations effective immediately. More to come after these few messages."

Monday, June 20, 2022

The Funniest "Guy" We Know


 Everybody loves the class clown, but a mother needs to be responsible, polite, and decent. Right?

Sunday, June 19, 2022

Fun with Mrs. Flower!


 "For your fast and cheap foreclosure needs, call the guys at Frankie's Foreclosure Firm. Our elite team of movers will make your already stressful life a little easier. Don't do it yourself, call Frankie's Foreclosure Firm at 1-(800)-555-2368 today!"

Thursday, June 16, 2022

Fake? Taxi: Making What She Loves


 Lyall was on page 50 of results. The videos were so bad he could've made better ones himself. And then, he saw it. The preview alone almost made him bust. He came once, hit replay, and came again. His tissue box ran thin as he stared at the play button. Just one more...

Level the Playing Field


 "Son, I've seen your grades. This is not like you! I knew college would change you. And this new girl, Patty Ross? Son, you can get married after you get your degree. Your father and I want to have a serious talk when we visit next week."

Wednesday, June 15, 2022

A Squeeze Can't Hurt?


 Leo couldn't wait to eat his turkey sandwich. But, of course, he had to have spilt his father's wacky serum. Cleaning up the mess totally killed his hungry vibes. Even worse, he'd somehow gotten fatter without even eating. But like, sexy fatter. Maybe he could find something else to eat...

Monday, June 13, 2022

It's Like, Her Superpower!


 Paulie didn't ask for that strange box, yet it turned out to be the best gift he'd gotten since Christmas 03! (A new PS2 is pretty hard to top.)

Sunday, June 12, 2022

Gangsta Love 2: When Someone Leaves…


 After Raphael and Joe received their one and only wish, the idol looked for a new master to serve. Luckily, it seems this gang-infested pool has dreamers for days.

He's a Little Handsy...


 He loved double dates, so when Sara offered 50 bucks to be her wing-woman, he was hard pressed to turn her down. His body was sexy, the food was free, and the guys were at least tolerable. This could be the life-hack of his dreams!

Friday, June 10, 2022

First Time User

 
The TG App had stellar reviews: 
    "Lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams! And all it took was my neighbor." 
    "I always wondered what my Spanish teacher's tits looked like. Thanks to this app (And my brother) I        know!"
Donnie had nothing to lose. It'd be a cakewalk...

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Cum Covered Recollection


 "For the final step, slowly drip the vial of cum into the potion. Stir until the dark yellow color softens into a bright pink. Upon consumption, the transformation will take place over a few hours of sleep. Note that the transformed must be immediately pleasured upon awakening. Failure to do so may lead to increased effects from the potion."

Monday, June 6, 2022

Takeover Pt. 5 "Who Runs from Revolution?"


 "Repeat: The Eves have escaped! I repeat: The Eves have escaped. Oh, fuck this. Run! Get out while you can! They've breached the inner wall. The warden is not responding. Shit, close the door! Close the ####-----......."

A Sandy Scheme


Twenty-two years was too long to still be a virgin. Jeremy needed it, and even if he wouldn't admit it, so did Fred. Trying to have sex as a guy was like brain surgery. Women have it so easy. If only there was a place to try it their way...

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Double Team!


 "In football news, Lennerpool F.C star Javier Medina has missed his third match in a row. The club states that Medina is 'Dealing with a multitude of leg issues,' but many Lennerpool beat writers suggest the star's party-fueled lifestyle is the cause of his absence."

Saturday, June 4, 2022

300 Posts :O

 300 posts is crazy! Comment below your favorite captions/comics I've made vvv

(If you need a reminder, the El Jefe's Favorites tab is a great place to start)

Thursday, June 2, 2022

Spilled Coffee (LINK BELOW)


Businessman and boss Barker becomes a busty version of his former self after a morning accident with a witch. While the witch looks for a solution, life must go on for Barbara.

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Our Plan to Ruin Jeter Stock


 He wiped out his phone as soon as he saw the news. Fuck the Phoenix Suns and fuck Jeter Stock. In the bully's finest moment of glory, he and his sister would have their revenge.

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Like Every Other Subject


 "College student in need of cash? The MTF Studies department needs YOU. Learn about life as the opposite gender, advance medical research, and of course, make TONS of money! Stop by our lab in the sciences building for more information."

Complications in the Plan


 Sasha Sweeny has never had a bad pool party. If you got an invite, hot babes, free food, and a day of drinking were all yours. Unfortunately for Myles and his friend, they were the last people Sasha would consider inviting. Sneaking in as guys would be a death sentence. But, if two more hot girls joined the mix, would anyone bat an eye?

Saturday, April 2, 2022

Rumors?

Your friend had to remind you who "David Bryant" was, but upon hearing his name, fond memories of spitballs and nicknames flooded your mind. Your efforts must have paid off, as apparently he had become quite the powerful businessman. Maybe he was finally returning the favor...



 

Friday, April 1, 2022

(Not So) Easy to Grab

 

"Oh shit, new machine!" Elliot ran to the large arcade room. His body absorbed the rainbow light of flashing games and prizes.

Ty called to him, "Dude, 250! You're gonna miss it!" Elliot disappeared into the sea of gamers and Ty sighed, "Asshole. He never wins, anyway."

Tuesday, March 15, 2022

Their Daughter’s Drink


 Argentina was the farthest Mark and Diane could've gone from their quiet Kansas neighborhood. But, for the good of their son, they got on the truck to the farm. Upon sitting, Diane felt something slimy wipe across her floral dress. How could their day get any more disgusting!

Takeover Pt. 4 “Who Leads a Revolution”