Mr. Dykstra is in need of a new daughter. Lucky for him, Dan is due for a new lease on life.
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Monday, August 22, 2022
Sunday, August 7, 2022
Hearing Voices
Marta loved her new place. Fully furnished, in the heart of the city, and half off a month (so long as she stay steady side-piece landlord). The only problem with it were the weird noises. Sometimes she'd hear them while brushing her teeth. Sometimes while watching TV. Was there someone living in her walls? Stalking her?...
Wednesday, August 3, 2022
The Oven
Monday, August 1, 2022
Box O' MILF
Attention residents of Sackawana County: If you receive any unmarked packages, please do not open them. All packages should be sent to your local police station.
Sunday, July 31, 2022
Why So Loud?
"So the cowboy saddles up, trots over to the oil salesman, and says, 'That's wasn't his foot. It was his wife's ass!"
That one gets a laugh every time...
Sunday, July 24, 2022
Pregnancy Scared
He had the night of his life, and when he woke up, he wanted to keep the party going. Unfortunately, the poor guy might need a Plan B.
Wednesday, July 13, 2022
Sunday, July 10, 2022
Feeling Special
Normally, he slept in on Saturdays. His roommate knew that, so why would he wake him so early? And why is he holding that... dildo? And why was his head feeling... so... heavy...
Monday, June 27, 2022
Double DDate
Ancient folklore tells of a people with magic tongues. Like an artists brush, it crafts its canvas to the licker's desire. Those lucky enough to be painted are forever pleased by penetration.
Wednesday, June 22, 2022
Takeover Pt. 6 "It Runs in the Family"
"And a friendly reminder that the CCDC recommends all families to not only quarantine, but separate into different rooms of their houses. An 8pm curfew has been placed on the entire country, with travel restrictions extended another two weeks. All business owners have been instructed to cease operations effective immediately. More to come after these few messages."
Monday, June 20, 2022
The Funniest "Guy" We Know
Everybody loves the class clown, but a mother needs to be responsible, polite, and decent. Right?
Sunday, June 19, 2022
Fun with Mrs. Flower!
"For your fast and cheap foreclosure needs, call the guys at Frankie's Foreclosure Firm. Our elite team of movers will make your already stressful life a little easier. Don't do it yourself, call Frankie's Foreclosure Firm at 1-(800)-555-2368 today!"
Thursday, June 16, 2022
Level the Playing Field
"Son, I've seen your grades. This is not like you! I knew college would change you. And this new girl, Patty Ross? Son, you can get married after you get your degree. Your father and I want to have a serious talk when we visit next week."
Monday, June 13, 2022
It's Like, Her Superpower!
Paulie didn't ask for that strange box, yet it turned out to be the best gift he'd gotten since Christmas 03! (A new PS2 is pretty hard to top.)
Friday, June 10, 2022
First Time User
The TG App had stellar reviews:
"Lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams! And all it took was my neighbor."
"I always wondered what my Spanish teacher's tits looked like. Thanks to this app (And my brother) I know!"
Donnie had nothing to lose. It'd be a cakewalk...
Monday, June 6, 2022
Takeover Pt. 5 "Who Runs from Revolution?"
"Repeat: The Eves have escaped! I repeat: The Eves have escaped. Oh, fuck this. Run! Get out while you can! They've breached the inner wall. The warden is not responding. Shit, close the door! Close the ####-----......."
Sunday, June 5, 2022
Double Team!
"In football news, Lennerpool F.C star Javier Medina has missed his third match in a row. The club states that Medina is 'Dealing with a multitude of leg issues,' but many Lennerpool beat writers suggest the star's party-fueled lifestyle is the cause of his absence."
Thursday, June 2, 2022
Spilled Coffee (LINK BELOW)
Businessman and boss Barker becomes a busty version of his former self after a morning accident with a witch. While the witch looks for a solution, life must go on for Barbara.
Click below to read my new story :)
Saturday, April 2, 2022
Rumors?
Your friend had to remind you who "David Bryant" was, but upon hearing his name, fond memories of spitballs and nicknames flooded your mind. Your efforts must have paid off, as apparently he had become quite the powerful businessman. Maybe he was finally returning the favor...
Friday, April 1, 2022
(Not So) Easy to Grab
"Oh shit, new machine!" Elliot ran to the large arcade room. His body absorbed the rainbow light of flashing games and prizes.
Ty called to him, "Dude, 250! You're gonna miss it!" Elliot disappeared into the sea of gamers and Ty sighed, "Asshole. He never wins, anyway."
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