Showing posts with label girlfriend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girlfriend. Show all posts

Sunday, July 31, 2022

Why So Loud?


 "So the cowboy saddles up, trots over to the oil salesman, and says, 'That's wasn't his foot. It was his wife's ass!"

That one gets a laugh every time...

Monday, July 25, 2022

Loyalty Inside Their DNA


 

The worst part of betrayal is that it always comes from someone you trust. Wouldn't it be nice to find someone truly loyal?

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

But I'm a Good Girl?


 

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Monday, July 18, 2022

Fashion in a Fairy's Garden


 A good fashion sense doesn't come naturally, but when mastered, the wearing can look stylish almost anywhere. Like the soft light of a fairy's garden, for example.

Monday, July 11, 2022

The Pool that Poisoned Our Relationship


 A single dip in the pool left his relationship in ruin. This time, his second swim would surely straighten their situation out.

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Our Plan to Ruin Jeter Stock


 He wiped out his phone as soon as he saw the news. Fuck the Phoenix Suns and fuck Jeter Stock. In the bully's finest moment of glory, he and his sister would have their revenge.

Friday, April 1, 2022

(Not So) Easy to Grab

 

"Oh shit, new machine!" Elliot ran to the large arcade room. His body absorbed the rainbow light of flashing games and prizes.

Ty called to him, "Dude, 250! You're gonna miss it!" Elliot disappeared into the sea of gamers and Ty sighed, "Asshole. He never wins, anyway."