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Sunday, August 7, 2022

Hearing Voices

Marta loved her new place. Fully furnished, in the heart of the city, and half off a month (so long as she stay steady side-piece landlord). The only problem with it were the weird noises. Sometimes she'd hear them while brushing her teeth. Sometimes while watching TV. Was there someone living in her walls? Stalking her?...

Monday, July 25, 2022

Loyalty Inside Their DNA

The worst part of betrayal is that it always comes from someone you trust. Wouldn't it be nice to find someone truly loyal?

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Pregnancy Scared

He had the night of his life, and when he woke up, he wanted to keep the party going. Unfortunately, the poor guy might need a Plan B.

Sunday, July 17, 2022

The Toughest Escape Room in Kansas

Jeffery has beaten 199 different escape rooms. Nothing can hold him back, not even a pair of wide hands around his waist.

Wednesday, July 13, 2022

Transformation Conversations 18

Old enough to vote!

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Feeling Special

Normally, he slept in on Saturdays. His roommate knew that, so why would he wake him so early? And why is he holding that... dildo? And why was his head feeling... so... heavy...

Monday, July 4, 2022

Beautification by Beer

99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, take a good pound. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

To Be By Her Side

Two nerds dream of being with their big booty queen. Their road will be long, difficult, and surprisingly thick.

Monday, June 20, 2022

The Funniest "Guy" We Know

Everybody loves the class clown, but a mother needs to be responsible, polite, and decent. Right?

Thursday, June 16, 2022

Fake? Taxi: Making What She Loves

Lyall was on page 50 of results. The videos were so bad he could've made better ones himself. And then, he saw it. The preview alone almost made him bust. He came once, hit replay, and came again. His tissue box ran thin as he stared at the play button. Just one more...

Sunday, June 12, 2022

He's a Little Handsy...

He loved double dates, so when Sara offered 50 bucks to be her wing-woman, he was hard pressed to turn her down. His body was sexy, the food was free, and the guys were at least tolerable. This could be the life-hack of his dreams!

Monday, June 6, 2022

Takeover Pt. 5 "Who Runs from Revolution?"

"Repeat: The Eves have escaped! I repeat: The Eves have escaped. Oh, fuck this. Run! Get out while you can! They've breached the inner wall. The warden is not responding. Shit, close the door! Close the ####-----......."

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Double Team!

"In football news, Lennerpool F.C star Javier Medina has missed his third match in a row. The club states that Medina is 'Dealing with a multitude of leg issues,' but many Lennerpool beat writers suggest the star's party-fueled lifestyle is the cause of his absence."

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Our Plan to Ruin Jeter Stock

He wiped out his phone as soon as he saw the news. Fuck the Phoenix Suns and fuck Jeter Stock. In the bully's finest moment of glory, he and his sister would have their revenge.

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Like Every Other Subject

"College student in need of cash? The MTF Studies department needs YOU. Learn about life as the opposite gender, advance medical research, and of course, make TONS of money! Stop by our lab in the sciences building for more information."

Complications in the Plan

Sasha Sweeny has never had a bad pool party. If you got an invite, hot babes, free food, and a day of drinking were all yours. Unfortunately for Myles and his friend, they were the last people Sasha would consider inviting. Sneaking in as guys would be a death sentence. But, if two more hot girls joined the mix, would anyone bat an eye?