Showing posts with label SFW. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SFW. Show all posts

Monday, August 22, 2022

Sunday, August 21, 2022

A Lucky One


     Will gaped at all the sliders on the screen. He imagined himself tanning on the beach, his massive, muscular body sweaty and glimmering, three beautiful babes laying beside him. With closed eyes he felt the change. His body was changing, becoming heavier and thinner in all the right places. Wait, maybe a little too heavy, and maybe a little too thin...

Sunday, August 7, 2022

Hearing Voices


 Marta loved her new place. Fully furnished, in the heart of the city, and half off a month (so long as she stay steady side-piece landlord). The only problem with it were the weird noises. Sometimes she'd hear them while brushing her teeth. Sometimes while watching TV. Was there someone living in her walls? Stalking her?...

Monday, August 1, 2022

Box O' MILF


 Attention residents of Sackawana County: If you receive any unmarked packages, please do not open them. All packages should be sent to your local police station.

Monday, July 25, 2022

Loyalty Inside Their DNA


 

The worst part of betrayal is that it always comes from someone you trust. Wouldn't it be nice to find someone truly loyal?

Monday, July 18, 2022

Fashion in a Fairy's Garden


 A good fashion sense doesn't come naturally, but when mastered, the wearing can look stylish almost anywhere. Like the soft light of a fairy's garden, for example.

Wednesday, July 13, 2022

Somehow Still His Sister


 Need a favor? That's what friends are for! Oh, your sister needs a favor? Sure, what are friends for...

Monday, July 11, 2022

The Pool that Poisoned Our Relationship


 A single dip in the pool left his relationship in ruin. This time, his second swim would surely straighten their situation out.

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

To Be By Her Side

 


Two nerds dream of being with their big booty queen. Their road will be long, difficult, and surprisingly thick.

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Takeover Pt. 6 "It Runs in the Family"


 

"And a friendly reminder that the CCDC recommends all families to not only quarantine, but separate into different rooms of their houses. An 8pm curfew has been placed on the entire country, with travel restrictions extended another two weeks. All business owners have been instructed to cease operations effective immediately. More to come after these few messages."

Monday, June 20, 2022

The Funniest "Guy" We Know


 Everybody loves the class clown, but a mother needs to be responsible, polite, and decent. Right?

Thursday, June 16, 2022

Level the Playing Field


 "Son, I've seen your grades. This is not like you! I knew college would change you. And this new girl, Patty Ross? Son, you can get married after you get your degree. Your father and I want to have a serious talk when we visit next week."

Monday, June 13, 2022

It's Like, Her Superpower!


 Paulie didn't ask for that strange box, yet it turned out to be the best gift he'd gotten since Christmas 03! (A new PS2 is pretty hard to top.)

Sunday, June 12, 2022

He's a Little Handsy...


 He loved double dates, so when Sara offered 50 bucks to be her wing-woman, he was hard pressed to turn her down. His body was sexy, the food was free, and the guys were at least tolerable. This could be the life-hack of his dreams!

Monday, June 6, 2022

Takeover Pt. 5 "Who Runs from Revolution?"


 "Repeat: The Eves have escaped! I repeat: The Eves have escaped. Oh, fuck this. Run! Get out while you can! They've breached the inner wall. The warden is not responding. Shit, close the door! Close the ####-----......."

A Sandy Scheme


Twenty-two years was too long to still be a virgin. Jeremy needed it, and even if he wouldn't admit it, so did Fred. Trying to have sex as a guy was like brain surgery. Women have it so easy. If only there was a place to try it their way...

Thursday, June 2, 2022

Spilled Coffee (LINK BELOW)


Businessman and boss Barker becomes a busty version of his former self after a morning accident with a witch. While the witch looks for a solution, life must go on for Barbara.

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Our Plan to Ruin Jeter Stock


 He wiped out his phone as soon as he saw the news. Fuck the Phoenix Suns and fuck Jeter Stock. In the bully's finest moment of glory, he and his sister would have their revenge.

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Complications in the Plan


 Sasha Sweeny has never had a bad pool party. If you got an invite, hot babes, free food, and a day of drinking were all yours. Unfortunately for Myles and his friend, they were the last people Sasha would consider inviting. Sneaking in as guys would be a death sentence. But, if two more hot girls joined the mix, would anyone bat an eye?

Saturday, April 2, 2022

Rumors?

Your friend had to remind you who "David Bryant" was, but upon hearing his name, fond memories of spitballs and nicknames flooded your mind. Your efforts must have paid off, as apparently he had become quite the powerful businessman. Maybe he was finally returning the favor...