Showing posts with label XXX. Show all posts
Showing posts with label XXX. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

The Oven



TG Labs has hit a roadblock in their research. Then along came The Oven: The perfect way to melt the man out of any subject.
 

Sunday, July 31, 2022

Why So Loud?


 "So the cowboy saddles up, trots over to the oil salesman, and says, 'That's wasn't his foot. It was his wife's ass!"

That one gets a laugh every time...

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Pumped Up Pretty


 Have you ever tried playing basketball with a flat ball? No good! What makes you think TG potions are any different?

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Pregnancy Scared


 He had the night of his life, and when he woke up, he wanted to keep the party going. Unfortunately, the poor guy might need a Plan B.

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

But I'm a Good Girl?


 

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Sunday, July 17, 2022

The Toughest Escape Room in Kansas


 Jeffery has beaten 199 different escape rooms. Nothing can hold him back, not even a pair of wide hands around his waist.

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Feeling Special


 Normally, he slept in on Saturdays. His roommate knew that, so why would he wake him so early? And why is he holding that... dildo? And why was his head feeling... so... heavy...

Monday, July 4, 2022

Beautification by Beer


 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, take a good pound. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

Monday, June 27, 2022

Double DDate


Ancient folklore tells of a people with magic tongues. Like an artists brush, it crafts its canvas to the licker's desire. Those lucky enough to be painted are forever pleased by penetration.

Sunday, June 19, 2022

Fun with Mrs. Flower!


 "For your fast and cheap foreclosure needs, call the guys at Frankie's Foreclosure Firm. Our elite team of movers will make your already stressful life a little easier. Don't do it yourself, call Frankie's Foreclosure Firm at 1-(800)-555-2368 today!"

Thursday, June 16, 2022

Fake? Taxi: Making What She Loves


 Lyall was on page 50 of results. The videos were so bad he could've made better ones himself. And then, he saw it. The preview alone almost made him bust. He came once, hit replay, and came again. His tissue box ran thin as he stared at the play button. Just one more...

Wednesday, June 15, 2022

A Squeeze Can't Hurt?


 Leo couldn't wait to eat his turkey sandwich. But, of course, he had to have spilt his father's wacky serum. Cleaning up the mess totally killed his hungry vibes. Even worse, he'd somehow gotten fatter without even eating. But like, sexy fatter. Maybe he could find something else to eat...

Sunday, June 12, 2022

Gangsta Love 2: When Someone Leaves…


 After Raphael and Joe received their one and only wish, the idol looked for a new master to serve. Luckily, it seems this gang-infested pool has dreamers for days.

Friday, June 10, 2022

First Time User

 
The TG App had stellar reviews: 
    "Lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams! And all it took was my neighbor." 
    "I always wondered what my Spanish teacher's tits looked like. Thanks to this app (And my brother) I        know!"
Donnie had nothing to lose. It'd be a cakewalk...

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Cum Covered Recollection


 "For the final step, slowly drip the vial of cum into the potion. Stir until the dark yellow color softens into a bright pink. Upon consumption, the transformation will take place over a few hours of sleep. Note that the transformed must be immediately pleasured upon awakening. Failure to do so may lead to increased effects from the potion."

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Double Team!


 "In football news, Lennerpool F.C star Javier Medina has missed his third match in a row. The club states that Medina is 'Dealing with a multitude of leg issues,' but many Lennerpool beat writers suggest the star's party-fueled lifestyle is the cause of his absence."

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Like Every Other Subject


 "College student in need of cash? The MTF Studies department needs YOU. Learn about life as the opposite gender, advance medical research, and of course, make TONS of money! Stop by our lab in the sciences building for more information."