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Sunday, August 7, 2022

Hearing Voices


 Marta loved her new place. Fully furnished, in the heart of the city, and half off a month (so long as she stay steady side-piece landlord). The only problem with it were the weird noises. Sometimes she'd hear them while brushing her teeth. Sometimes while watching TV. Was there someone living in her walls? Stalking her?...

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

The Oven



TG Labs has hit a roadblock in their research. Then along came The Oven: The perfect way to melt the man out of any subject.
 

Monday, August 1, 2022

Box O' MILF


 Attention residents of Sackawana County: If you receive any unmarked packages, please do not open them. All packages should be sent to your local police station.

Sunday, July 31, 2022

Why So Loud?


 "So the cowboy saddles up, trots over to the oil salesman, and says, 'That's wasn't his foot. It was his wife's ass!"

That one gets a laugh every time...

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Pumped Up Pretty


 Have you ever tried playing basketball with a flat ball? No good! What makes you think TG potions are any different?

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Pregnancy Scared


 He had the night of his life, and when he woke up, he wanted to keep the party going. Unfortunately, the poor guy might need a Plan B.

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

But I'm a Good Girl?


 

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Sunday, July 17, 2022

The Toughest Escape Room in Kansas


 Jeffery has beaten 199 different escape rooms. Nothing can hold him back, not even a pair of wide hands around his waist.

Monday, July 11, 2022

The Pool that Poisoned Our Relationship


 A single dip in the pool left his relationship in ruin. This time, his second swim would surely straighten their situation out.

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Feeling Special


 Normally, he slept in on Saturdays. His roommate knew that, so why would he wake him so early? And why is he holding that... dildo? And why was his head feeling... so... heavy...

Monday, July 4, 2022

Beautification by Beer


 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, take a good pound. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

To Be By Her Side

 


Two nerds dream of being with their big booty queen. Their road will be long, difficult, and surprisingly thick.

Monday, June 27, 2022

Double DDate


Ancient folklore tells of a people with magic tongues. Like an artists brush, it crafts its canvas to the licker's desire. Those lucky enough to be painted are forever pleased by penetration.

Monday, June 20, 2022

The Funniest "Guy" We Know


 Everybody loves the class clown, but a mother needs to be responsible, polite, and decent. Right?

Thursday, June 16, 2022

Fake? Taxi: Making What She Loves


 Lyall was on page 50 of results. The videos were so bad he could've made better ones himself. And then, he saw it. The preview alone almost made him bust. He came once, hit replay, and came again. His tissue box ran thin as he stared at the play button. Just one more...

Level the Playing Field


 "Son, I've seen your grades. This is not like you! I knew college would change you. And this new girl, Patty Ross? Son, you can get married after you get your degree. Your father and I want to have a serious talk when we visit next week."

Wednesday, June 15, 2022

A Squeeze Can't Hurt?


 Leo couldn't wait to eat his turkey sandwich. But, of course, he had to have spilt his father's wacky serum. Cleaning up the mess totally killed his hungry vibes. Even worse, he'd somehow gotten fatter without even eating. But like, sexy fatter. Maybe he could find something else to eat...

Monday, June 13, 2022

It's Like, Her Superpower!


 Paulie didn't ask for that strange box, yet it turned out to be the best gift he'd gotten since Christmas 03! (A new PS2 is pretty hard to top.)

Sunday, June 12, 2022

He's a Little Handsy...


 He loved double dates, so when Sara offered 50 bucks to be her wing-woman, he was hard pressed to turn her down. His body was sexy, the food was free, and the guys were at least tolerable. This could be the life-hack of his dreams!