Showing posts with label tits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tits. Show all posts

Monday, August 22, 2022

Sunday, August 21, 2022

A Lucky One


     Will gaped at all the sliders on the screen. He imagined himself tanning on the beach, his massive, muscular body sweaty and glimmering, three beautiful babes laying beside him. With closed eyes he felt the change. His body was changing, becoming heavier and thinner in all the right places. Wait, maybe a little too heavy, and maybe a little too thin...

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

The Oven



TG Labs has hit a roadblock in their research. Then along came The Oven: The perfect way to melt the man out of any subject.
 

Monday, August 1, 2022

Box O' MILF


 Attention residents of Sackawana County: If you receive any unmarked packages, please do not open them. All packages should be sent to your local police station.

Sunday, July 31, 2022

Why So Loud?


 "So the cowboy saddles up, trots over to the oil salesman, and says, 'That's wasn't his foot. It was his wife's ass!"

That one gets a laugh every time...

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Pumped Up Pretty


 Have you ever tried playing basketball with a flat ball? No good! What makes you think TG potions are any different?

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Pregnancy Scared


 He had the night of his life, and when he woke up, he wanted to keep the party going. Unfortunately, the poor guy might need a Plan B.

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

But I'm a Good Girl?


 

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Monday, July 18, 2022

Fashion in a Fairy's Garden


 A good fashion sense doesn't come naturally, but when mastered, the wearing can look stylish almost anywhere. Like the soft light of a fairy's garden, for example.

Monday, July 11, 2022

The Pool that Poisoned Our Relationship


 A single dip in the pool left his relationship in ruin. This time, his second swim would surely straighten their situation out.

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Feeling Special


 Normally, he slept in on Saturdays. His roommate knew that, so why would he wake him so early? And why is he holding that... dildo? And why was his head feeling... so... heavy...

Monday, July 4, 2022

Beautification by Beer


 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, take a good pound. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

Monday, June 27, 2022

Double DDate


Ancient folklore tells of a people with magic tongues. Like an artists brush, it crafts its canvas to the licker's desire. Those lucky enough to be painted are forever pleased by penetration.

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Takeover Pt. 6 "It Runs in the Family"


 

"And a friendly reminder that the CCDC recommends all families to not only quarantine, but separate into different rooms of their houses. An 8pm curfew has been placed on the entire country, with travel restrictions extended another two weeks. All business owners have been instructed to cease operations effective immediately. More to come after these few messages."

Sunday, June 19, 2022

Fun with Mrs. Flower!


 "For your fast and cheap foreclosure needs, call the guys at Frankie's Foreclosure Firm. Our elite team of movers will make your already stressful life a little easier. Don't do it yourself, call Frankie's Foreclosure Firm at 1-(800)-555-2368 today!"

Thursday, June 16, 2022

Fake? Taxi: Making What She Loves


 Lyall was on page 50 of results. The videos were so bad he could've made better ones himself. And then, he saw it. The preview alone almost made him bust. He came once, hit replay, and came again. His tissue box ran thin as he stared at the play button. Just one more...

Level the Playing Field


 "Son, I've seen your grades. This is not like you! I knew college would change you. And this new girl, Patty Ross? Son, you can get married after you get your degree. Your father and I want to have a serious talk when we visit next week."

Wednesday, June 15, 2022

A Squeeze Can't Hurt?


 Leo couldn't wait to eat his turkey sandwich. But, of course, he had to have spilt his father's wacky serum. Cleaning up the mess totally killed his hungry vibes. Even worse, he'd somehow gotten fatter without even eating. But like, sexy fatter. Maybe he could find something else to eat...