Showing posts with label magic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label magic. Show all posts

Monday, August 22, 2022

Sunday, July 31, 2022

Why So Loud?


 "So the cowboy saddles up, trots over to the oil salesman, and says, 'That's wasn't his foot. It was his wife's ass!"

That one gets a laugh every time...

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Pumped Up Pretty


 Have you ever tried playing basketball with a flat ball? No good! What makes you think TG potions are any different?

Monday, July 25, 2022

Loyalty Inside Their DNA


 

The worst part of betrayal is that it always comes from someone you trust. Wouldn't it be nice to find someone truly loyal?

Monday, July 18, 2022

Fashion in a Fairy's Garden


 A good fashion sense doesn't come naturally, but when mastered, the wearing can look stylish almost anywhere. Like the soft light of a fairy's garden, for example.

Monday, July 11, 2022

The Pool that Poisoned Our Relationship


 A single dip in the pool left his relationship in ruin. This time, his second swim would surely straighten their situation out.

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Feeling Special


 Normally, he slept in on Saturdays. His roommate knew that, so why would he wake him so early? And why is he holding that... dildo? And why was his head feeling... so... heavy...

Monday, June 27, 2022

Double DDate


Ancient folklore tells of a people with magic tongues. Like an artists brush, it crafts its canvas to the licker's desire. Those lucky enough to be painted are forever pleased by penetration.

Monday, June 20, 2022

The Funniest "Guy" We Know


 Everybody loves the class clown, but a mother needs to be responsible, polite, and decent. Right?

Sunday, June 19, 2022

Fun with Mrs. Flower!


 "For your fast and cheap foreclosure needs, call the guys at Frankie's Foreclosure Firm. Our elite team of movers will make your already stressful life a little easier. Don't do it yourself, call Frankie's Foreclosure Firm at 1-(800)-555-2368 today!"

Thursday, June 16, 2022

Fake? Taxi: Making What She Loves


 Lyall was on page 50 of results. The videos were so bad he could've made better ones himself. And then, he saw it. The preview alone almost made him bust. He came once, hit replay, and came again. His tissue box ran thin as he stared at the play button. Just one more...

Level the Playing Field


 "Son, I've seen your grades. This is not like you! I knew college would change you. And this new girl, Patty Ross? Son, you can get married after you get your degree. Your father and I want to have a serious talk when we visit next week."

Monday, June 13, 2022

It's Like, Her Superpower!


 Paulie didn't ask for that strange box, yet it turned out to be the best gift he'd gotten since Christmas 03! (A new PS2 is pretty hard to top.)

Sunday, June 12, 2022

Gangsta Love 2: When Someone Leaves…


 After Raphael and Joe received their one and only wish, the idol looked for a new master to serve. Luckily, it seems this gang-infested pool has dreamers for days.

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Cum Covered Recollection


 "For the final step, slowly drip the vial of cum into the potion. Stir until the dark yellow color softens into a bright pink. Upon consumption, the transformation will take place over a few hours of sleep. Note that the transformed must be immediately pleasured upon awakening. Failure to do so may lead to increased effects from the potion."

Monday, June 6, 2022

A Sandy Scheme


Twenty-two years was too long to still be a virgin. Jeremy needed it, and even if he wouldn't admit it, so did Fred. Trying to have sex as a guy was like brain surgery. Women have it so easy. If only there was a place to try it their way...

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Double Team!


 "In football news, Lennerpool F.C star Javier Medina has missed his third match in a row. The club states that Medina is 'Dealing with a multitude of leg issues,' but many Lennerpool beat writers suggest the star's party-fueled lifestyle is the cause of his absence."

Thursday, June 2, 2022

Spilled Coffee (LINK BELOW)


Businessman and boss Barker becomes a busty version of his former self after a morning accident with a witch. While the witch looks for a solution, life must go on for Barbara.

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Our Plan to Ruin Jeter Stock


 He wiped out his phone as soon as he saw the news. Fuck the Phoenix Suns and fuck Jeter Stock. In the bully's finest moment of glory, he and his sister would have their revenge.