El Jefe's TG Captions: bimbo

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Wednesday, August 3, 2022

The Oven

TG Labs has hit a roadblock in their research. Then along came The Oven: The perfect way to melt the man out of any subject.

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Pumped Up Pretty

Have you ever tried playing basketball with a flat ball? No good! What makes you think TG potions are any different?

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

But I'm a Good Girl?

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Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Takeover Pt. 6 "It Runs in the Family"

"And a friendly reminder that the CCDC recommends all families to not only quarantine, but separate into different rooms of their houses. An 8pm curfew has been placed on the entire country, with travel restrictions extended another two weeks. All business owners have been instructed to cease operations effective immediately. More to come after these few messages."

Thursday, June 16, 2022

Level the Playing Field

"Son, I've seen your grades. This is not like you! I knew college would change you. And this new girl, Patty Ross? Son, you can get married after you get your degree. Your father and I want to have a serious talk when we visit next week."

Wednesday, June 15, 2022

A Squeeze Can't Hurt?

Leo couldn't wait to eat his turkey sandwich. But, of course, he had to have spilt his father's wacky serum. Cleaning up the mess totally killed his hungry vibes. Even worse, he'd somehow gotten fatter without even eating. But like, sexy fatter. Maybe he could find something else to eat...

Monday, June 6, 2022

Takeover Pt. 5 "Who Runs from Revolution?"

"Repeat: The Eves have escaped! I repeat: The Eves have escaped. Oh, fuck this. Run! Get out while you can! They've breached the inner wall. The warden is not responding. Shit, close the door! Close the ####-----......."

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Complications in the Plan

Sasha Sweeny has never had a bad pool party. If you got an invite, hot babes, free food, and a day of drinking were all yours. Unfortunately for Myles and his friend, they were the last people Sasha would consider inviting. Sneaking in as guys would be a death sentence. But, if two more hot girls joined the mix, would anyone bat an eye?

Tuesday, March 15, 2022

Their Daughter’s Drink

Argentina was the farthest Mark and Diane could've gone from their quiet Kansas neighborhood. But, for the good of their son, they got on the truck to the farm. Upon sitting, Diane felt something slimy wipe across her floral dress. How could their day get any more disgusting!