Showing posts with label El Jefe’s Favorites. Show all posts
Showing posts with label El Jefe’s Favorites. Show all posts

Monday, August 22, 2022

Sunday, August 21, 2022

A Lucky One


     Will gaped at all the sliders on the screen. He imagined himself tanning on the beach, his massive, muscular body sweaty and glimmering, three beautiful babes laying beside him. With closed eyes he felt the change. His body was changing, becoming heavier and thinner in all the right places. Wait, maybe a little too heavy, and maybe a little too thin...

Sunday, August 7, 2022

Hearing Voices


 Marta loved her new place. Fully furnished, in the heart of the city, and half off a month (so long as she stay steady side-piece landlord). The only problem with it were the weird noises. Sometimes she'd hear them while brushing her teeth. Sometimes while watching TV. Was there someone living in her walls? Stalking her?...

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

The Oven



TG Labs has hit a roadblock in their research. Then along came The Oven: The perfect way to melt the man out of any subject.
 

Monday, August 1, 2022

Box O' MILF


 Attention residents of Sackawana County: If you receive any unmarked packages, please do not open them. All packages should be sent to your local police station.

Sunday, July 31, 2022

Why So Loud?


 "So the cowboy saddles up, trots over to the oil salesman, and says, 'That's wasn't his foot. It was his wife's ass!"

That one gets a laugh every time...

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Pumped Up Pretty


 Have you ever tried playing basketball with a flat ball? No good! What makes you think TG potions are any different?

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

But I'm a Good Girl?


 

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Monday, July 18, 2022

Fashion in a Fairy's Garden


 A good fashion sense doesn't come naturally, but when mastered, the wearing can look stylish almost anywhere. Like the soft light of a fairy's garden, for example.

Monday, July 11, 2022

The Pool that Poisoned Our Relationship


 A single dip in the pool left his relationship in ruin. This time, his second swim would surely straighten their situation out.

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Feeling Special


 Normally, he slept in on Saturdays. His roommate knew that, so why would he wake him so early? And why is he holding that... dildo? And why was his head feeling... so... heavy...

Monday, July 4, 2022

Beautification by Beer


 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, take a good pound. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

Monday, June 27, 2022

Double DDate


Ancient folklore tells of a people with magic tongues. Like an artists brush, it crafts its canvas to the licker's desire. Those lucky enough to be painted are forever pleased by penetration.

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Takeover Pt. 6 "It Runs in the Family"


 

"And a friendly reminder that the CCDC recommends all families to not only quarantine, but separate into different rooms of their houses. An 8pm curfew has been placed on the entire country, with travel restrictions extended another two weeks. All business owners have been instructed to cease operations effective immediately. More to come after these few messages."

Wednesday, June 15, 2022

A Squeeze Can't Hurt?


 Leo couldn't wait to eat his turkey sandwich. But, of course, he had to have spilt his father's wacky serum. Cleaning up the mess totally killed his hungry vibes. Even worse, he'd somehow gotten fatter without even eating. But like, sexy fatter. Maybe he could find something else to eat...

Sunday, June 12, 2022

Gangsta Love 2: When Someone Leaves…


 After Raphael and Joe received their one and only wish, the idol looked for a new master to serve. Luckily, it seems this gang-infested pool has dreamers for days.

He's a Little Handsy...


 He loved double dates, so when Sara offered 50 bucks to be her wing-woman, he was hard pressed to turn her down. His body was sexy, the food was free, and the guys were at least tolerable. This could be the life-hack of his dreams!

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Cum Covered Recollection


 "For the final step, slowly drip the vial of cum into the potion. Stir until the dark yellow color softens into a bright pink. Upon consumption, the transformation will take place over a few hours of sleep. Note that the transformed must be immediately pleasured upon awakening. Failure to do so may lead to increased effects from the potion."

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Double Team!


 "In football news, Lennerpool F.C star Javier Medina has missed his third match in a row. The club states that Medina is 'Dealing with a multitude of leg issues,' but many Lennerpool beat writers suggest the star's party-fueled lifestyle is the cause of his absence."