Two nerds dream of being with their big booty queen. Their road will be long, difficult, and surprisingly thick.
Wednesday, June 29, 2022
Monday, June 27, 2022
Double DDate
Ancient folklore tells of a people with magic tongues. Like an artists brush, it crafts its canvas to the licker's desire. Those lucky enough to be painted are forever pleased by penetration.
Wednesday, June 22, 2022
Takeover Pt. 6 "It Runs in the Family"
"And a friendly reminder that the CCDC recommends all families to not only quarantine, but separate into different rooms of their houses. An 8pm curfew has been placed on the entire country, with travel restrictions extended another two weeks. All business owners have been instructed to cease operations effective immediately. More to come after these few messages."
Monday, June 20, 2022
The Funniest "Guy" We Know
Everybody loves the class clown, but a mother needs to be responsible, polite, and decent. Right?
Sunday, June 19, 2022
Fun with Mrs. Flower!
"For your fast and cheap foreclosure needs, call the guys at Frankie's Foreclosure Firm. Our elite team of movers will make your already stressful life a little easier. Don't do it yourself, call Frankie's Foreclosure Firm at 1-(800)-555-2368 today!"
Thursday, June 16, 2022
Fake? Taxi: Making What She Loves
Lyall was on page 50 of results. The videos were so bad he could've made better ones himself. And then, he saw it. The preview alone almost made him bust. He came once, hit replay, and came again. His tissue box ran thin as he stared at the play button. Just one more...
Level the Playing Field
"Son, I've seen your grades. This is not like you! I knew college would change you. And this new girl, Patty Ross? Son, you can get married after you get your degree. Your father and I want to have a serious talk when we visit next week."
Wednesday, June 15, 2022
A Squeeze Can't Hurt?
Leo couldn't wait to eat his turkey sandwich. But, of course, he had to have spilt his father's wacky serum. Cleaning up the mess totally killed his hungry vibes. Even worse, he'd somehow gotten fatter without even eating. But like, sexy fatter. Maybe he could find something else to eat...
Monday, June 13, 2022
It's Like, Her Superpower!
Paulie didn't ask for that strange box, yet it turned out to be the best gift he'd gotten since Christmas 03! (A new PS2 is pretty hard to top.)
Sunday, June 12, 2022
Gangsta Love 2: When Someone Leaves…
After Raphael and Joe received their one and only wish, the idol looked for a new master to serve. Luckily, it seems this gang-infested pool has dreamers for days.
He's a Little Handsy...
He loved double dates, so when Sara offered 50 bucks to be her wing-woman, he was hard pressed to turn her down. His body was sexy, the food was free, and the guys were at least tolerable. This could be the life-hack of his dreams!
Friday, June 10, 2022
First Time User
The TG App had stellar reviews:
"Lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams! And all it took was my neighbor."
"I always wondered what my Spanish teacher's tits looked like. Thanks to this app (And my brother) I know!"
Donnie had nothing to lose. It'd be a cakewalk...
Wednesday, June 8, 2022
Cum Covered Recollection
"For the final step, slowly drip the vial of cum into the potion. Stir until the dark yellow color softens into a bright pink. Upon consumption, the transformation will take place over a few hours of sleep. Note that the transformed must be immediately pleasured upon awakening. Failure to do so may lead to increased effects from the potion."
Monday, June 6, 2022
Takeover Pt. 5 "Who Runs from Revolution?"
"Repeat: The Eves have escaped! I repeat: The Eves have escaped. Oh, fuck this. Run! Get out while you can! They've breached the inner wall. The warden is not responding. Shit, close the door! Close the ####-----......."
A Sandy Scheme
Twenty-two years was too long to still be a virgin. Jeremy needed it, and even if he wouldn't admit it, so did Fred. Trying to have sex as a guy was like brain surgery. Women have it so easy. If only there was a place to try it their way...
Sunday, June 5, 2022
Double Team!
"In football news, Lennerpool F.C star Javier Medina has missed his third match in a row. The club states that Medina is 'Dealing with a multitude of leg issues,' but many Lennerpool beat writers suggest the star's party-fueled lifestyle is the cause of his absence."
Saturday, June 4, 2022
300 Posts :O
300 posts is crazy! Comment below your favorite captions/comics I've made vvv
(If you need a reminder, the El Jefe's Favorites tab is a great place to start)
Thursday, June 2, 2022
Spilled Coffee (LINK BELOW)
Businessman and boss Barker becomes a busty version of his former self after a morning accident with a witch. While the witch looks for a solution, life must go on for Barbara.
Click below to read my new story :)
Wednesday, June 1, 2022
Our Plan to Ruin Jeter Stock
He wiped out his phone as soon as he saw the news. Fuck the Phoenix Suns and fuck Jeter Stock. In the bully's finest moment of glory, he and his sister would have their revenge.
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