Sunday, July 31, 2022

Why So Loud?


 "So the cowboy saddles up, trots over to the oil salesman, and says, 'That's wasn't his foot. It was his wife's ass!"

That one gets a laugh every time...

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Pumped Up Pretty


 Have you ever tried playing basketball with a flat ball? No good! What makes you think TG potions are any different?

Monday, July 25, 2022

Loyalty Inside Their DNA


 

The worst part of betrayal is that it always comes from someone you trust. Wouldn't it be nice to find someone truly loyal?

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Pregnancy Scared


 He had the night of his life, and when he woke up, he wanted to keep the party going. Unfortunately, the poor guy might need a Plan B.

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

But I'm a Good Girl?


 

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Monday, July 18, 2022

Fashion in a Fairy's Garden


 A good fashion sense doesn't come naturally, but when mastered, the wearing can look stylish almost anywhere. Like the soft light of a fairy's garden, for example.

Sunday, July 17, 2022

The Toughest Escape Room in Kansas


 Jeffery has beaten 199 different escape rooms. Nothing can hold him back, not even a pair of wide hands around his waist.

Monday, July 11, 2022

The Pool that Poisoned Our Relationship


 A single dip in the pool left his relationship in ruin. This time, his second swim would surely straighten their situation out.

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Feeling Special


 Normally, he slept in on Saturdays. His roommate knew that, so why would he wake him so early? And why is he holding that... dildo? And why was his head feeling... so... heavy...

Monday, July 4, 2022

Beautification by Beer


 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, take a good pound. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.