Friday, June 10, 2022

First Time User

 
The TG App had stellar reviews: 
    "Lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams! And all it took was my neighbor." 
    "I always wondered what my Spanish teacher's tits looked like. Thanks to this app (And my brother) I        know!"
Donnie had nothing to lose. It'd be a cakewalk...

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Cum Covered Recollection


 "For the final step, slowly drip the vial of cum into the potion. Stir until the dark yellow color softens into a bright pink. Upon consumption, the transformation will take place over a few hours of sleep. Note that the transformed must be immediately pleasured upon awakening. Failure to do so may lead to increased effects from the potion."

Monday, June 6, 2022

Takeover Pt. 5 "Who Runs from Revolution?"


 "Repeat: The Eves have escaped! I repeat: The Eves have escaped. Oh, fuck this. Run! Get out while you can! They've breached the inner wall. The warden is not responding. Shit, close the door! Close the ####-----......."

A Sandy Scheme


Twenty-two years was too long to still be a virgin. Jeremy needed it, and even if he wouldn't admit it, so did Fred. Trying to have sex as a guy was like brain surgery. Women have it so easy. If only there was a place to try it their way...

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Double Team!


 "In football news, Lennerpool F.C star Javier Medina has missed his third match in a row. The club states that Medina is 'Dealing with a multitude of leg issues,' but many Lennerpool beat writers suggest the star's party-fueled lifestyle is the cause of his absence."

Saturday, June 4, 2022

300 Posts :O

 300 posts is crazy! Comment below your favorite captions/comics I've made vvv

(If you need a reminder, the El Jefe's Favorites tab is a great place to start)

Thursday, June 2, 2022

Spilled Coffee (LINK BELOW)


Businessman and boss Barker becomes a busty version of his former self after a morning accident with a witch. While the witch looks for a solution, life must go on for Barbara.

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Our Plan to Ruin Jeter Stock


 He wiped out his phone as soon as he saw the news. Fuck the Phoenix Suns and fuck Jeter Stock. In the bully's finest moment of glory, he and his sister would have their revenge.

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Like Every Other Subject


 "College student in need of cash? The MTF Studies department needs YOU. Learn about life as the opposite gender, advance medical research, and of course, make TONS of money! Stop by our lab in the sciences building for more information."

Complications in the Plan


 Sasha Sweeny has never had a bad pool party. If you got an invite, hot babes, free food, and a day of drinking were all yours. Unfortunately for Myles and his friend, they were the last people Sasha would consider inviting. Sneaking in as guys would be a death sentence. But, if two more hot girls joined the mix, would anyone bat an eye?

Saturday, April 2, 2022

Rumors?

Your friend had to remind you who "David Bryant" was, but upon hearing his name, fond memories of spitballs and nicknames flooded your mind. Your efforts must have paid off, as apparently he had become quite the powerful businessman. Maybe he was finally returning the favor...



 

Friday, April 1, 2022

(Not So) Easy to Grab

 

"Oh shit, new machine!" Elliot ran to the large arcade room. His body absorbed the rainbow light of flashing games and prizes.

Ty called to him, "Dude, 250! You're gonna miss it!" Elliot disappeared into the sea of gamers and Ty sighed, "Asshole. He never wins, anyway."

Tuesday, March 15, 2022

Their Daughter’s Drink


 Argentina was the farthest Mark and Diane could've gone from their quiet Kansas neighborhood. But, for the good of their son, they got on the truck to the farm. Upon sitting, Diane felt something slimy wipe across her floral dress. How could their day get any more disgusting!

Takeover Pt. 4 “Who Leads a Revolution”