Why So Loud?

 "So the cowboy saddles up, trots over to the oil salesman, and says, 'That's wasn't his foot. It was his wife's ass!"

That one gets a laugh every time...

Pumped Up Pretty

 Have you ever tried playing basketball with a flat ball? No good! What makes you think TG potions are any different?

Loyalty Inside Their DNA

 

The worst part of betrayal is that it always comes from someone you trust. Wouldn't it be nice to find someone truly loyal?

Pregnancy Scared

 He had the night of his life, and when he woke up, he wanted to keep the party going. Unfortunately, the poor guy might need a Plan B.

But I'm a Good Girl?

 

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Fashion in a Fairy's Garden

 A good fashion sense doesn't come naturally, but when mastered, the wearing can look stylish almost anywhere. Like the soft light of a fairy's garden, for example.

The Toughest Escape Room in Kansas

 Jeffery has beaten 199 different escape rooms. Nothing can hold him back, not even a pair of wide hands around his waist.

Transformation Conversations 18

Old enough to vote!

 

Somehow Still His Sister

 Need a favor? That's what friends are for! Oh, your sister needs a favor? Sure, what are friends for...

The Pool that Poisoned Our Relationship

 A single dip in the pool left his relationship in ruin. This time, his second swim would surely straighten their situation out.

Feeling Special

 Normally, he slept in on Saturdays. His roommate knew that, so why would he wake him so early? And why is he holding that... dildo? And why was his head feeling... so... heavy...

Beautification by Beer

 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, take a good pound. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

To Be By Her Side

 

Two nerds dream of being with their big booty queen. Their road will be long, difficult, and surprisingly thick.

Double DDate

Ancient folklore tells of a people with magic tongues. Like an artists brush, it crafts its canvas to the licker's desire. Those lucky enough to be painted are forever pleased by penetration.

Takeover Pt. 6 "It Runs in the Family"

 

"And a friendly reminder that the CCDC recommends all families to not only quarantine, but separate into different rooms of their houses. An 8pm curfew has been placed on the entire country, with travel restrictions extended another two weeks. All business owners have been instructed to cease operations effective immediately. More to come after these few messages."